*sung to the tune of "What do Tigers dream of?" from The Hangover.*

What does Adam dream of
when he takes a little Adam snooze?
Does he dream of failing freshmen
or pretty ladies in their catwoman suits? (hopefully that one)
Well don't you worry your pretty balding head
you're more than likely gonna graduate someday before you're dead.
Assuming of course that you don't choke
And then maybe someday you won't be broke.
Brooooke, Brooke, Ooohhh Broke, Brokey brokey broke broke.
But if he gets murdered by crystal meth tweakers....

Then my creditors are shit out of luck.